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I cant bare another minute in the so called ‘thinking’ room. Clearing all my so-called naivete wastes. Hating every second of it while i was twisting and turning in excruciating pain. Oh god….what the fuck did i eat yesterday? What made it this way?

I’d quote my dad ” It’s normal, it happens all the time during the fasting month!”

God…I don’t want another trip to the thinking room!mouth-toiletthis is where i did most of my thinking today….god…!

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Honestly…aku dah janji nk post EPL punye season review…tak de pape pun aku buat lagi ni..hoho

kuang hajau ISO punya pasal…

Sepanjang Audit ISO yg berlangsung…aku nmpk mcm mcm gelagat manusia…

ekekeke…tak tahan aku tgk…

1. yang lari dari unit dan menghilangkan diri pun ada…

2.yang konon tak keje kt matrik lagi la ada…

3. yang bangun serta merta bila nmpk orang SIRIM dtg…n lari pegi tandas…kunci pintu…and buat buat bunyi orang berak…wakakakaka

GAMPANG GILE!

4. yang asal pintu unit terbukak je muka berubah…

5. yang tang ISO lah ko lah manusia paling Busy…..paling busy kau mengalahkan pengarah kolej…wakakaka…konon elak kene tanya….

6. yang duduk dlm pantry ramai ramai sepanjang petang…..Alasannye konon makan sbb tak puasa hari ni…(Gile gempak korang period skali!!! Period pun bole plan eh? Jom kite period sama sama…ekekekekeke)

7. yang cool bajet ble selambe jawab adab ISO pun ada….

Tapi kalau ko nak tau hakikatnye…semua ni mmg ragam manusia kt dlm unit ni…

pelik benar…aku tak ckp aku tak buat…aku pun buat gak sket sket..tapi yg penting wa tak lari masuk jamban kunci n buat bunyi meneran…wakakakak…

and aku tak period…wakakaka

Oh ISO…kau penyebab segala kekalutan di kala Ramadhan ini!

Tungggguuuu!!!!

Paranoid kah aku?

Aku rasa aku paranoid…sbb bila ada student batuk mcm anjing menyalak dlm kelas…aku takut….

Aku rasa aku paranoid…sbb bila aku nampak student lap hidung yg berair dlm kelas…aku takut……

Aku rasa aku paranoid…sbb bila aku nampak student kene papah masuk ambulans…..aku makin takut…..

Aku rasa aku paranoid…sbb bila aku nampak student bersin kaw kaw……….aku takut…

tapi wajar ke aku paranoid?  kenapa aku rasa aku je yg paranoid?
Kurang hajar la babi babi, penternak babi, manusia yg meluluskan penternak babi utk menternak……
sbb korang aku paranoid…..

Sitting still well and pretty after 1 game in the Coca Cola Championship….Mourning the loss of a great legend….Sir Bobby Robson…..

Can we still dream of a Premiership comeback?

Are we even capable of it?

With Ashley still at the realm…and still without a manager…are we even capable of it…

Beye is gone…Bassong too….Oba has found a club in Germany too….
The news said…..
Duff is going….and counting too…

who else could be going……

Sedih skang ni aku…takut lagi ado la….

Aku pelik benar kenapa ramai yang masih tak memandang serious kt wabak H1N1 ni….cukup bahaya….

AKU TAK SURUH PANIC! AKU CUME SURUH SERIOUS!
bengong….bengong…..!!!!

I was eagerly anticipating this match…i bought the tickets as early as May as i wanted to get hold of the Training passes…particularly because i had a few questions that ran in my head since Proevents.com announced to the public about the friendly match……

Question no 1 – How many MALAYSIANS would turn out to see Man United play in Malaysia?

Question no 2 – How many MALAYSIANS would turn out donning Man United colours?

Question no 3 – How many MALAYSIANS would turn out donning MALAYSIAN colours?

Question no 4 – How many MALAYSIANS would recognize the MALAYSIAN XI playing on the field?

Question no 5 – How many MALAYSIANS would naisly KUTUK the MALAYSIAN squad playing against Man Utd?
It turned out to be an embarrassing sight to be honest….
Firstly, most of the fans turned out wearing Man Utd colours rather than realising that they are Malaysians. I’m saying this as a Malaysian and not because I hate Man Utd so much that id rather wear an unwashed stinking shirt than wear a Red DEvil strip. Well, for this particular case….I’d rather quote my Gf’s words “Biarla…itu pilihan diorang!”. And so be it, I went on.

Then, noticing how the media has played its role superbly in promoting the Barclays Premiership to our nation…..I sat down quietly in my seat to see a sea of Red applause and shout and scream and cry upon seeing the Man United team enter the pitch.  Hahahaha…….As for this i was particularly busy watching the Malaysian team warm up…..where here, i felt like the only one watching them…pity them huh…

As for the people around me….i had a good time watching them…particularly those who first timers to the Bukit Jalil National Stadium….aaahh…for them….only Sir Alex’s boys can make me come to the stadium to watch football loh….Forcing myself not to be racists…i couldn’t help but notice that this is the first time….very first time….seeing the Chinese people watching….. But i was very unhappy with these OLD Darn Farts sitting in front of me….All the time nicely condemning the Malaysian players….

“Cilakak la……Know how to play fancy only…in the end nothing”

“Ala…..all the time buat WAYANG…u see the Manyu players…so good!”

“This no 17 ah….terok la this player”

Call ur self Malaysians this way or another….with what i saw…..I was clearly disappointed…..why? read this…..

1. There was no NATIONAL ANTHEM played….wonder why?

2.The fucking fans knew so much about Man United but so damn little about the Malaysian squad.

3.The ever so-called loyal Malaysian Man United fans booed some of the Malaysian players….wonder why?

4. The old Farts were busy condemning Malaysia…too old to remember that they are MALAYSIANS.

5.The young ones too….same oso….Naisly KUTUK Malaysia….

6. Bukit Jalil looked like a can of read tomatoes mashed up in a bowl…..with several small yellow dots in them.

7.The FAM president was too excited to see Fergie…..even took 3 to 4 pictures with him…for god sake…!

8. Man United underestimated Malaysia….and played like they were playing school boys…(AMRI’s goal proved enough rite?)

So all my questions were answered….

I  can’t help but say that i was very happy Amri Yahyah…scored and silenced most fuckers who forgot they were MALAYSIAN and wouldnt even clap for Malaysia.